I'm Sorry, CCAD
November 08, 2006, 1:31 a.m.
Dear Corcoran College of Art and Design,
I went to school today, and on my 20 minute break from class, I had myself removed from stop list and had my entire spring semester schedule done. And then I got back to class 5 minutes early.
You really came through for me. I apologize for everything I said yesterday. It was all untrue.
Well, except about how retarded it is that you divided my paperwork between two different parts of the city. And about how it sucks that you'll give me an A-, but not an A+. That was all true.
Oh, and also, I was right when I guessed that the required task for getting off stop list would be insane. It was totally insane. You told me that I had to declare my major, and I told you that I was holding in my hands a form that had my major printed on it. I reminded you that I had retrieved my scheduling sheets from the Digital Media Office, and asked how you could possibly have known to send them there if I had not declared my major. You stood unmoved.
But I was wrong when I said that your ridiculous task would take two weeks. It took about five minutes. And that's really all that matters.
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